Every length and what it costs, from one hour to a weekend
One ladder covers every woman on this desk, so the only question this page has to answer is how long the evening should be. Every figure is in whole pounds, agreed in writing before she leaves, and handed to her in person when she arrives. Nothing sits between those two points.
Out here the honest answer to how long is usually longer than a first time guest expects, because travel in the Thames Valley is real and it sits inside the booking rather than beside it.
What the figure covers
Her time and her companionship across the hours you book, and nothing else is ever sold. Fees are for time and companionship only, on this page and every other page here. There are no half hour bookings, no priced extras and no charge hidden in the gap between two numbers.
Her travel out from London is inside the figure. A companion coming to Slough on the Elizabeth line and one driving out to Burnham cost the same, and the ladder applies to every woman on who is on. Restaurant bills and theatre tickets are separate and yours.
Why the longer shapes cost less per hour
The ladder rewards an unhurried evening deliberately. Two hours at £500 is less than two single hours would be, three hours comes to £700, and the ten hour overnight at £1,800 works out well below the hourly figure. Most guests start at two hours and lengthen the next booking.
In this part of the country an hour can be swallowed whole by a drive to a table and back, and the area pages say plainly which places that applies to.
The three hour floor near the airport
Anything at Heathrow, Colnbrook, Longford or Harmondsworth runs to three hours as a minimum, with the journey in and out counted inside those hours. That is not a surcharge, it is a length. An hour at a terminal hotel is mostly corridors and car parks.
Give Etta a flight number rather than an estimate for anything airport shaped. If the inbound slips she moves the window, and the figure does not change because a plane was late.
Changing plans, and running late
Three hours of notice or more and a booking moves or cancels at no cost. Inside the last two hours, half the agreed figure applies. A booking nobody turns up for costs the whole of it. Every start time carries fifteen minutes of grace, after which Etta resets the time rather than quietly shortening the evening you paid for.
If the evening is going well and you want more of it, tell your companion and message Etta. Where the diary allows, the booking moves up a rung and the difference goes to her at the end.
How the fee changes hands
Straight to your companion, in person, at the start of the booking, and only ever the figure Etta put in writing beforehand. Nothing is added afterwards.
No financial details are held by this site. Etta's written reply is the reference for the evening: it names your companion and sets out the start time, the length and the figure, so it is worth keeping to hand until she arrives.
The message that saves you typing
Pick the name and the length, fill in what is left and send it: Hello, I would like to book [name] on [date] at [time] for [duration]. I am staying at [hotel name].
That goes to WhatsApp or Telegram. Etta replies with who, when, how long and at what figure, in one message, and booking covers everything after that.
Asked at the desk
01Does every companion cost the same?
Yes, all twenty eight. The ladder runs from £250 for an hour to £1,800 for a ten hour overnight and it does not vary by name, so the choice is entirely about company.
02Is there a surcharge for a late start or a Sunday?
None. A booking at two in the morning costs what a seven o'clock one costs, and bank holidays follow the same list. The only thing that changes the figure is the length.
03Is travel to Maidenhead or Heathrow included?
Yes, everywhere this desk covers. Her journey out from London is inside the figure whether she is going to Windsor or to a terminal hotel. Only the three hour airport floor changes anything.
04What is the shortest booking available?
Sixty minutes, from £250, and ninety minutes at £400 is the next rung. There are no half hour bookings. Near the airport the shortest is three hours at £700.
05What happens if I cancel?
Three hours of warning or more costs nothing. Inside two hours it is half the agreed figure, and a no-show is the full amount. There is a fifteen minute cushion on every start time.
06How and when do I hand over the fee?
In person to your companion as the booking begins, and only the sum Etta confirmed in writing. Her journey out is already inside that figure, in every area this desk covers.
Flag her down
Give a town and give an hour. What comes back has a name in it, the minute she can knock and the figure for those hours, all three in the one reply.