Luna, companion in Windsor
Dark auburn red, curvy, 171 cm, and rarely without an opinion about the second act.
- Age22
- Leaves fromWindsor SL4
- An hour opens at£250
- ArrivesHotels and private addresses, outcall only
- On file met in person by the desk11 of 28
- Height171 cm
- Hairlong, dark auburn red
- Eyesbrown
- Figurecurvy
- LanguagesEnglish
About Luna
Luna has the colouring people remember: long dark auburn red hair, worn loose and heavy, against brown eyes. She is 171 cm and curvy, and she has the sort of posture that makes a theatre foyer look better for her being in it. Her clothes lean towards colour rather than black, which is unusual in this line and entirely deliberate, and she can put an evening dress on at six and still look comfortable at midnight.
Early twenties, English, and expressive with it. She talks with her hands. She is enthusiastic without being exhausting, and she has the rare habit of admitting when she has changed her mind. She goes to plays, she cries at about a third of them, and she will tell you which third. Ask her a question and you get an actual answer rather than a pleasant one.
Theatre Royal Windsor on Thames Street is where most of her evenings here begin, partly because it is beautiful and partly because it is ninety seconds from three hotels. A show there is out by around half ten, which in Windsor terms means you need dinner booked for after, or before, and never assumed. She lives in Mayfair and comes down through Slough, half an hour on the Elizabeth line and six minutes on the shuttle, which is quicker than most people manage across town.
Her diary here lives on the Windsor page, with curtain times against the hotels. From £250, and the four hour evening is priced on rates. Tell booking which night has a show in it.
- 171 cm, curvy
- Long dark auburn red hair; brown eyes
- Early twenties, English
- Keeps: theatre, colour rather than black, arguing about endings
- Lives in Mayfair, comes down through Slough
Booking her
An evening with a show in it needs four hours to be worth doing, since Windsor curtains fall late and kitchens shut early. Etta will check what is on and work the dinner around it.
Her figures are the figures every companion here works to, printed in full on the rates page, and the order a booking runs in is set out on the booking page.
- One hour, from£250
- Ninety minutes£400
- Two hours£500
- Three hours£700
- Dinner date, four hours£900
- Overnight, ten hours£1,800
- A weekendPOA
- The travel and cancellation lines sit on the rates page.
Also lit tonight
An evening with Luna
She will want to eat first, and she is right. Windsor kitchens are not built for a post-theatre crowd, so dinner goes at half six, the show takes the middle of the night, and the last stretch belongs to the hotel bar. Luna is excellent in an interval: twenty minutes, one drink, and a complete verdict on the first half that she is willing to revise. Afterwards she talks the whole way back up Thames Street, which takes two minutes and usually needs five. She is warm, demonstrative and genuinely delighted by a good night out, and none of it is performance. If there is nothing worth seeing that week she will say so rather than sell you a ticket.
Luna, three questions
01Dinner before or after the show?
Before. Always before. Windsor after ten is a hotel bar and a bag of crisps, and I say that with affection.
02What if the play is bad?
Then we have a much better evening. A bad play gives you two hours of material. A decent one just gives you a nice time.
03How close is the theatre to the hotels?
Ninety seconds to three of them. You can leave your coat in the room and still be in your seat with time to spare.