Companions for Eton High Street evenings in SL4, a bridge from Windsor
Eton is one street. It runs from the bridge to the college, you can walk its length in six minutes, and that makes it the smallest area this desk covers and, for a certain kind of evening, the easiest by some distance. Everything sits within four minutes of everything else, there is no journey to arrange, and nobody is wheeling a suitcase past your table.
Two of the women here treat Eton as home ground and several more cross the bridge for it. From £250 an hour, longer evenings on rates, and a single line at booking is enough to start one.
Written on the arrival note
Postcodes only- SL4 6ANEton High Street
- SL4 1LJWindsor High Street
- SL4Thames Street, Windsor
Platforms nearby
On foot- Windsor and Eton Central6 min walk
- Windsor and Eton Riverside9 min walk
Nearest to Eton
One street, and what stands on it
The High Street is narrow, cobbled in places, and lined with buildings that have been leaning on each other for centuries. Half the doorways are the wrong height because the road has risen around them. There are antique shops, two or three very old pubs, a scattering of restaurants far better than a street this short has any right to, and the college at the far end, best seen from the outside at dusk.
The bridge is the other half of the appeal. It is closed to cars, it takes thirty seconds to cross, and standing in the middle of it looking back at the castle is why people remember an Eton evening rather than merely enjoying it. Eton sits in Berkshire on the north bank of the Thames, and the college at the top of the street was founded in the fifteenth century, which is why the whole place is built to a pedestrian scale.
One hotel on this bank, three more over the water
SL4 6AN, on Eton High Street, is the only proper hotel on this side of the river. Its bar is small enough that two dozen people fill it, which suits some guests and not others, and it puts you in the middle of the street with nothing left to organise.
Over the bridge, SL4 1LJ is six minutes away and the hotel on Thames Street is slightly less, sitting just above the water on the Windsor bank. As ever, these are given because guests stay in them: no arrangement exists with any of them and no front desk is told a thing.
No station in Eton, and it hardly matters
Eton has no station of its own. Windsor and Eton Central is six minutes on foot across the bridge and Windsor and Eton Riverside about nine. From Central the shuttle reaches Slough in six minutes, where the Elizabeth line and the fast trains take over, and that is how most companions get to this street.
Driving here is possible and rarely pleasant. The High Street is narrow and parking is a matter of luck rather than planning. The recommendation on this page is to arrive once and then walk: it is the only area we cover where a complete evening genuinely needs no vehicle at any stage.
Small tables, and why they go early
There are perhaps five places on this street worth taking a table in and they know it. Book before seven or accept that you will be eating in Windsor. Your companion will often sort the table herself when the evening is in Eton, because she knows which of them is actually good on a Tuesday rather than merely open.
Two hours is enough here in a way it is not elsewhere in this postcode, because no travel sits inside the booking. Three gives you dinner, the bridge and a drink afterwards without anybody hurrying. The fee goes to her in person as she arrives.
Who takes an Eton evening
Jasmin is petite, sharp and fond of a street you can walk end to end in six minutes, with firm views on which antique shop has been closing down longest. Lucy is the other regular, dark curls and a weakness for carved datestones and cold walks over the bridge.
Across the water, Bianka, Luna and Violetta are six minutes away in Windsor, while Michelle and Rosa come over from the village at Datchet, which takes about ten minutes by road and considerably longer if you insist on the towpath.
Off the end of the street
Windsor is the obvious neighbour: thirty seconds of bridge and five more minutes of hill. Datchet is the quiet version of the same river, roughly ten minutes by road, with a station on its green. Slough is the shuttle, six minutes, and the only reason anyone reaches this street from London at speed.
Two markers for the Eton run
Eton, asked and answered
01Eton or Windsor for dinner?
Eton, if you can get a table. Fewer rooms, better ones, and you can hear each other. Windsor has more choice and more noise, and it is six minutes away if Eton is full.
02Is the college worth seeing?
From the outside, and best at dusk. Fifteen minutes gives you the whole of it, after which the sensible move is a drink somewhere on the High Street.
03How late does the shuttle run to Slough?
It gives up around half past eleven. If you want the evening to go past that, book it long rather than cutting it short, and nobody spends the last hour looking at a clock.
04What should I wear on those cobbles?
Something you can walk in. Your companion certainly will be: flat shoes are standard on this street and the twenty metres before the bridge have caught out better footwear than yours.
Next along from Eton, and back
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