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Twelve lists that sort the same twenty eight women

Plenty of guests know the sort of company they want long before they know a name. These twelve lists sort the whole of who is on by one plain fact at a time, so a shortlist forms in about a minute. Nobody is added and nobody is quietly left out.

The facts come from each companion's own record rather than from a camera angle, and they do not change between pages. Neither does the figure: an hour opens at £250 whichever list you are reading, and the full ladder is on rates.

Lists kept beside the meter

12 lists, 28 companions

Board 01sorted by hairBlondesFour women on this desk wear their hair blonde, which makes this the shortest hair list here and the quickest to read. No two share a colour: honey, golden, caramel, and a wavy blonde that the...4 panels Board 02sorted by hairBrunettesThis is the longest list on the desk by some distance. Fifteen of the twenty eight are brunette, which sounds like a single fact until you look at the range: sandy brown with balayage at one end,...15 panels Board 03sorted by hairRaven hairedSix women on this desk wear their hair black, all of it long and most of it straight. It is the colouring people remember and the easiest to describe in a first message, which is presumably why...6 panels Board 04sorted by hairAuburn and redThree women here have auburn hair, which makes this the shortest list on the site and the one that empties fastest when two of them are away at once. The three shades are genuinely different: a...3 panels Board 05sorted by silhouettePetiteSeven women on this desk are listed as petite, and six of them stand under 165 cm. It is the figure guests ask for most specifically and the one that is least useful on its own, because between...7 panels Board 06sorted by silhouetteStatuesqueNine women on this desk stand at 172 cm or more, and the tallest reaches 178. It is a list guests either want very specifically or never think about, and there is rarely much middle ground.9 panels Board 07sorted by silhouetteCurvaceousTen of the twenty eight describe their build as curvy, which makes this one of the two largest figure lists here. They run from 160 cm to 175 cm, so height is no guide at all, and they are spread...10 panels Board 08sorted by silhouetteSlim and slenderTen women here record their build as slim or slender, which ties this with curvaceous as the longest figure list on the desk. They range from 163 cm to 178 cm, so the list says nothing whatever...10 panels Board 09sorted by silhouetteToned and athleticFive women on this desk record an athletic build, and in every case it comes from something they actually do rather than from a filter. Two are swimmers, one runs before breakfast, one runs and...5 panels Board 10sorted by ageEarly twentiesTen of the twenty eight sit in this band, which runs from twenty two to twenty four. Every woman introduced by this desk is an adult over eighteen, her age is taken from identification before she...10 panels Board 11sorted by ageLate twentiesHalf the desk sits in this band, which covers twenty five to twenty nine. It is the largest list on the site and the one Etta reaches for most often when a guest describes an evening rather than...14 panels Board 12sorted by ageThirties and beyondFour women on this desk are in their thirties, which makes this the shortest age list here. It is also the one most often asked for by guests who have booked a great many evenings elsewhere and...4 panels

Hair, four lists

The easiest thing to put in a first message. Blondes is the shortest at four names, running honey, golden, caramel and a wavy blonde. Brunettes is the longest at fifteen, from sandy balayage to a brown dark enough to read as black in a bar. Raven haired holds six, and auburn and red three, which makes it the rarest colouring on this desk.

Figure, five lists

Build is written down once, plainly, from what each woman has told the desk about herself. The five run from petite at seven names to statuesque at nine, with curvaceous and slim and slender at ten apiece and toned and athletic at five.

Several names appear on two of these at once, which is arithmetic rather than sleight of hand. A companion of 174 cm can be tall and slim in the same breath, and two of the petite list are athletic as well.

Age, three lists

The bands describe a stage of life and a way of keeping company rather than a number to chase. Early twenties covers twenty two to twenty four and runs to ten names. Late twenties covers twenty five to twenty nine and is the largest list here at fourteen. Thirties and beyond holds four. Every woman introduced by this desk is an adult over eighteen and her age is confirmed from identification before she is listed.

Crossing two lists together

Open two and the overlap usually leaves two or three names, about the right length for a decision. Where those women are based matters as much as how they look, because this county has distances in it. The pages under SL postcodes say who is quickest to a given hotel, and a name twenty minutes away beats one an hour away more often than people expect.

If the overlap leaves nobody free this week, say what you were looking for anyway. Etta would rather suggest two names than have you settle from a photograph, and booking explains how a request is held for somebody who is away.

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Give a town and give an hour. What comes back has a name in it, the minute she can knock and the figure for those hours, all three in the one reply.

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