Fifteen brunettes, sandy through to very nearly black
This is the longest list on the desk by some distance. Fifteen of the twenty eight are brunette, which sounds like a single fact until you look at the range: sandy brown with balayage at one end, espresso and a brown so dark it passes for black in a hotel bar at the other.
Because it is the longest list it is also the most useful one to cross with another. Sorted by figure or by age it narrows to two or three names quickly, and sorted by where she is based it narrows even faster.
Brunettes, on the board
The lighter end
Vanessa is sandy brown with balayage and hazel eyes, slim at 173 cm, and practised at the hours before a dawn departure out at Longford. Laura is light brown with the ends gone lighter again over the summer, green eyed and athletic at 169 cm, and the easiest company on the Langley side. Bianka shares that sun-kissed light brown, with hazel eyes and a curvy 165 cm, and she warms a Windsor room in about a minute.
In the chestnut range there are three more. Jasmin is petite at 160 cm with straight chestnut hair and brown eyes, and she keeps to one Eton street and a bridge. Liana has the same colouring worn straight, slim at 167 cm, and is precise about what is genuinely walkable in SL3. Rosa wears her chestnut in curls, curvy at 160 cm, and is entirely at ease in a village pub.
The darker end
Tiffany is chocolate brown and petite in build at 169 cm, fond of a Harmondsworth village the airport forgot to swallow. Molly wears dark brown in genuine waves, curvy at 164 cm, and defends Slough with more energy than the town has ever asked for. Lucy is the curly one, dark brown and slender at 163 cm, and very good at a narrow street after dark.
Four wear dark brown straight and long. Margo is slim at 166 cm and composed to the point of severity. Michelle is curvy at 173 cm and a proper listener. Samanta is slim at 174 cm and the calmest half of any evening she is in. Sonya is athletic at 162 cm with hazel eyes and knows the business parks after everyone has gone home.
At the very dark end, Tina is espresso brown and athletic at 158 cm, faster on her feet than anyone expects, and Stacy is near black brown, slim at 176 cm, and unfazed by a three in the morning arrival.
Narrowing fifteen down
Cross this list with a figure and it shortens fast. Six of the fifteen are on the petite list, four on curvaceous, six on slim and slender and three on toned and athletic. By age, six sit in the early twenties band, seven in the late twenties and two in the thirties.
Or cross it with geography, which out here is the fact that decides an evening. These fifteen cover every postcode this desk works, from Slough Central to the Bath Road, and who is on marks who is free this week.
Flag her down
Give a town and give an hour. What comes back has a name in it, the minute she can knock and the figure for those hours, all three in the one reply.